Nothing says Christmas like a visiting foot long iguana/alligator named Dolores and her box full of "food" aka live, chirping crickets.
Who names an iguana Dolores? Who domesticates iguanas?
Repulsive. I guess it could be worse. Adrienne could have volunteered to babysit the HISSING COCKROACHES over break. Um. What the hell?
DOESN'T ANYONE JUST HAVE GUNIEA PIGS ANYMORE?
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