And then there was one.

XxDaninaXx [10:48 P.M.]: hm, i don't mean to gross you out or anything, but i feel you should know...
Sammo1386 [10:48 P.M.]: sure
XxDaninaXx [10:48 P.M.]: my bottom retainer is on the floor somewhere.
XxDaninaXx [10:49 P.M.]: probably under my bed.
XxDaninaXx [10:49 P.M.]: so be warned.
Sammo1386 [10:49 P.M.]: hahaha i'll look for it
Sammo1386 [10:49 P.M.]: lmao i see it
Sammo1386 [10:49 P.M.]: it's right next to natale under your bed
XxDaninaXx [10:49 P.M.]: does it look forlorn?
Sammo1386 [10:49 P.M.]: it looks like natale's pet, snuggled next to his arm
XxDaninaXx [10:49 P.M.]: aaahahahaa
Sammo1386 [10:49 P.M.]: kind of cute, i'll take a picture

...Just to clarify, we actually are NOT in the same room.

...Also, Natale is not actual Natale. He is the scarecrow that we got in September for a Gold Coin at Big Y that we named AFTER actual Natale and propped up in our paper recycling bin. But after break we decided to recycle paper so we laid Natale to hibernate underneath my bed like a corpse...

You know what? Forget it. It's actual Natale. The whole Florida thing is just a hoax, he's been sleeping on my cold dusty linty rug sheddy floor all this time. 

Yeah.