The time has come to finally dispose of Stella. I thought I could rejuvinate her and make up for weeks of neglect by keeping her extremely hydrated with carbonated water, but she just keeps getting yellower and more shrivled and the rotten, vomity stench she is emitting is getting harder and harder to ignore.
Maybe I'll get a bonsai tree for the apartment. It's time to move on to bigger and better things.
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