Sunday, August 8, 2004

Jiminy.

There is a vibrantly green grasshopper type insect perched on my Smoothie Pro 600 in my kitchen.

It scared the bejesus out of me.

I am now left with a dilemma. Do I leave well enough alone and allow this grasshopper to procreate by the masses IN the Smoothie Pro 600/kitchen OR do I trap him beneath a paper cup and let the next unassuming Randall who comes along deal with it?

This is exactly the sort of thing that I LOVE to chew on before bed. The dilemma, that is. Metaphorically speaking. Not the actual grasshopper.

Sleep is what I need.

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