I'm considering throwing in the towel on these college applications and moving to Costa Rica to become a modern pirate wench. It probably wouldn't be the most practical move, but it would also be less stressful. The closest we ever had to pirates in Massachusetts is the Pilgrims.
They weren't so hot. Most of them died within a week. The few who survived were probably charged with witchcraft in Salem, and if they survived that, the French and Indian War was probably a major downfall. The raptors ate the rest.
I hate it when people become "too cool". I will never be too "too" for anything.
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