Technology.

Wow. I just found out that my iChat has this neat little feature where it ARCHIVES every single iChat I have ever had into this cute little folder. It's just been doing this, completely unbeknownst to me, for the past year. How convenient. For what, I don't know, but I guess you never know when you need to go back and read some archived iChats. Like now, for example. On October 23rd, Kristina and I had a nice little conversation about the common cold that I feel applies right about now, as I may or may not have some form of tubercliosis. It's either TB or I've become immune to ZiCam. AND I keep taking Mucin-X but unlike the repulsive Mucin-X commercial where the gross green cartoon mucus blobs get ejected from the lungs when the Mucin-X moves in, nothing's doing.

MsOpposableThumb: like cut off my toe - fine- but i cant deal with congestion.
MsOpposableThumb: they're so long and miserable
xxdaninaxx: i hate it when one nostrel is clogged and the other just breathes hot air
MsOpposableThumb: yah
xxdaninaxx: i HATE that.
MsOpposableThumb: i hate it when one is clogged and the other is so clear that when you take big breaths you have to sneeze and then your throat itches and your eyes water up and all the boogies from your clogged nostril drip out but you cant feel it cause your congested and youre just a big slobbering mess.
xxdaninaxx: yeah that's disgusting. and then you wake up with your face covered in boogies and your eyes are glued shut with eye goo and you're drooling all over yourself
MsOpposableThumb: yeah
MsOpposableThumb: disgusting
xxdaninax: i'm glad we went through this.
MsOpposableThumb: and like, its something that sounds gross and pathetic but that literally happens, like exactly that
MsOpposableThumb: which is why colds are so uncomfortable and gross.
xxdaninaxx: the end.

Mmm.