Bet the store!

Ohh God, I'm supposed to be editing a rough draft to turn into a final paper to be handed in at 6:00.

I forgot how much I love downloading music, but I do. I now love A Light in the Piazza and Sutton Foster in Little Women. 

For some reason, Little Women always makes me ferklempt, no matter what. It's coming to Boston sometime this season, and I'd like to go see it, along with Spamalot, which I have also come to enjoy thoroughly, in an Avenue Q sort of way, and obviously Wicked because one can never see that enough.

Adrienne's 13th birthday today, and her party/parties this weekend can only mean one thing: moonwalks. That girl loves freaking moonwalks. Still, she's so much cooler than I was when I was her age.

Natalie's 20th is tomorrow, oh mah gawd. 20 is just ridiculous. CODSWALLOP, for lack of a better word.

Note to Kristina: Mara Wilson goes to NYU for acting, not film. I was mistaken. I looked it up on her offical website, and apparantly there was some SICK RUMOR going around that she had DIED in 2000. Imagine being so under the radar in Hollywood that people think you are dead.

Tonight I get to begin my duties as a continuity superviser for The E.C. And then my week is over until Wednesday.

Cheerio.

Rent rent rent.

I just have to note that today is October 1st.

And our landlord was supposed to come and collect the rent today.

But he didn't.

And I'm kind of devastated, because I was so looking foward to blasting the title track of the Rent soundtrack and dancing around like an angsty bohemian. 

How fun would that be. 

"Tell the folks at home, what you're doing RANDY!" Ahahahaaaha, get it??

Yeah. My fingers are crossed for tomorrow.

It is also pure pure pure conicidence, but I put my Smartwool socks on this morning without even remembering that it was October 1st. I always subconsciously start wearing Smartwool at the beginning of October. Oh, woolly warm goodness.

I bet not everyone gets to share a brain. I'm lucky.

And on that note, I think I'm done here.

MA! The meatloaf!

Liz: WHY does Elliott's breath smell so bad?!
Me: Because he eats cat food.

...Elliott is the name of the kitten. His full name is actually T.S.Elliott Smith from E.T. Just to clarify, he is not just some person we know who has an affinity for cat food. Not only is he a cat, he is a Cat. He genuinely does cat things, like meow and play with catnip mice and chase strings. Who knew?

Today I chose the exactly perfect hour to hop on the T with the 500 Red Sox fans headed to Fenway for the first game in the double header this afternoon. Anyone who complains about New England people being unfriendly or whatnot should ride with them on an overstuffed T headed to Fenway. Seriously. They're completely unphased by the fact that they are pressed so tightly together that STDs could potentially become an issue. They even converse and joke about how well they've gotten to know each other in mere minutes. It's actually kind of nice, if you can ignore the whole ass to ass part.

Natalie just informed me that one scoop of vanilla ice cream from Coldstone, sans any mix ins, is worth 26 Weight Watchers points, which is 6 points over a day's worth of points. Then she threw the cat on Liz.

I also hung out on the Star Floor with Jen and her fellow Stars, played Cranium and watched the Desperate Housewives pilot until we had to go to the EIV meeting, where I was sufficiently overwhelmed with information.

Then I went to take the train home and bumped into Nick Tully.

Soybean paste makes for an excellent conversation piece. Mmmm brown, slimey, gooey, paste. In a jar. A huge jar.

I swallowed a bug.

Mon dieu.

So a couple of days ago, I was thinking to myself, "Hey, wouldn't it be cool if I witnessed a restaurant marriage proposal?" I don't know why, I guess it's just one of those things that people talk about that I have never seen. Like The Breakfast Club, or the naked cowboy in Times Square. ANYWAY. Last night I went to an extremely quiet restaurant with my family and the French grandparents, and lo and behold, at the end of dinner, a teary-eyed man plucks the rose out of the vase on the table and starts soulfully (and also mediocrely) crooning an original ballad to his girlfriend, now fiancee, while the twelve other people in the room looked on. It was definitely a grand romantic gesture...that went on for about six minutes. Verse after verse after verse, tears streaming, feet stomping to the beat, shaking the floors and water glasses. Truly a memorable evening for us all.

And so, I am now back on The Riverway, bonding with an attention starved kitten who likes to chew wires and bite my fingers as I type. Cat fur. Everywhere. I've never met such a demanding cat. Maybe that's because this cat thinks it's a dog. Or a person that likes to drink out of the toilet.

Maybe I'll get some work done while I'm all alone here.

Maybe not.

I had a dream there were clouds in my Coldstone.

It is so comforting to know that no matter what, Coldstone is always in my line of vision.

I love living in a square topiary.

I also love befriending maintenance men and Comcast tech support employees.

I also love walking around and acting like I know what's going on, swiping my T pass, staring inconspicuously at well dressed strangers through my sunglasses, walking with purpose, and generally channeling Holly Golightly every chance I get.

This is it.

Doesn't Phoebe have a song about pigeons?

Didn't drive to Boston today because my driver's side rear tire was "flat as a doornail" according to my mother's frenzied simile, and has been that way for Lord knows how long.

So Mumsy and I trekked into Boston in her monstrous, unparkable vehicle, didn't get lost, hit a pigeon somewhere in Concord and just now realized that the poor bird's carcass is still wedged in grille.

I'm really just at a loss here, a horrifying mix of pity and revulsion and sick amusement (not at the death of the bird, but at how abysmally this situation is being dealt with).

For Pete's sake.

Hello, Powerbook.

I don't have the faintest idea as to what's going on with this computer of mine. All I know is that it's really good looking and the keys are tiny and finger mousepads take some getting used to. Also, I was so looking foward to doing the iMovie tutorial project, Maddie Gets A Bath, but apparantly that doesn't happen anymore.

Oh, MADDIE.

Anyway. I'm not in Boston right now on account of bad timing and a dihty apahtment. But it's really fine because I received my Cobbletones CD in the mail. For those of you who do not know who the Cobbletones are, just ask me because I totally know them personally... a little... not at all, but I've made eye contact.

Mingled with Kristina this evening, did some errands, watched some Friends, ate some Chinese, and, you know, had a marvelous time. Summer is definitely over though, which is a bit sad, and also weird at the same time. Tsk. New seasons, new beginnings...how Dawson's Creek is that? Speaking of, Abby died this morning. That is my favorite episode.

I assmebled a really nice frame collage featuring camping pictures. I forgot how much fun that was. You know I used to not even like camping, but I went anyway, just to test it out for sure, and I'm glad that I did because I would have been hella pissed if I missed out on that memory. 

I can say hella now because I use a Mac. Far out.